Haii..everyone..
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
man.. what the fuck.
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Pedro: pare! nakakita ka na ba ng WALA ?!
Juan: sira ulo ka ba pre ?! pano ko naman makikita ? Eh WALa nga !
Pedro: sige , ipikit mo mga mata mo !
Juan: ( pumukit )
Pedro: ano ang nakikita mo ?
Juan: WALA !!
Pedro: oh, eh di nakakita ka na ng WALA ! XD
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G: Sino crush mo?
B: Ikaw muna.
G: Eh. sige sabay nlang tayo. 123 Go!
G: Ikaw!
B: Ibang girl.
G: Aww, Joke lang yun.
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G: (Sana pala iba na lang sinabi ko)
B: (Sana pala di na lang ako nagsinungaling, parehas lang pala kami)
:”> ♥ xD
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Two guys were competing for a girl’s heart, a doctor and a lawyer.
The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday. While the lawyer is very consistent in bringing red apples.
The girl asks him why he keeps on bringing apples instead of flowers and chocolates.
He just wrote a note and handed another apple.
The girl smiled when she read the note which said:
“An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.” :D
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3 things I want in a relationship :
Eyes that won’t cry,
lips than won’t lie,
and love that won’t die. [=
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pg nkita mo BF/GF mo n may ksmang iba batuhin mu lng xa ng BULAKLAK
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xempre ksama ung PASO ! HAHAHA !
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ng PiSO ay hndi lang basta piso
ang bawat piraso nito pinaghihirapan !
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katumbas to ng dugo’t pawis ng ating mga magulang !
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kaya kapag nagtxt ako ,
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magreply ka ! mahiya ka naman sa parents ko ! :D
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PRICE TAG ( Manny Pacquiao Version)
Ohh Manny, Manny, Manny.
Ang dami mo nang money, money, money.
Tinalo pa si Mosley.
Saya-saya ni Jinkee!
Ang dami mo nang cha-ching, cha-ching.
Ang dami mo nang ba-bling ba-bling. :D
